This is very challenging to write since I have to constantly extricate my plan from mind as to what I want to write and what I want to hide. Well, that’s the thing with India; there are things that we lie about and the things that we hide for a reason we are not even sure about.
It is not that if you tell people your age, they’d abandon you or something like that. Anyway, here are 12 things about which Indians are way too reluctant to share.
1. How much they’ve studied during exams
Because sharing this information will slowly evaporate what you’ve studied. Wouldn’t it?
2. Rank in competitiveness exams
Ahuh, because 4 log kya kahege?
I can’t talk about this.
4. Relationship Status
Reality : I am single.
Reality check: Hello babu, I love you too
Hawww, see my Gucci wallet has no money in it.
Dard bhari dastan !
I am really curious to know, why people?
8. Pregnancy status
Kyuki nazar lag jayegi
Because, ammmmmm, ammmmm! Someone may spell black magic on me if I reveal my dates.
10. Eating non-vegetarian food
One veg chicken tikka burger for me. Please.
11. Buying precautions
Because it’s a shame to play it safe, isn’t it?
12. Drink / Smoke
And believe me, they have their own reasons for hiding that!
No one cares if you’re a virgin who has been studying all night, smoking cigarettes wearing protection & eating chicken kebabs while counting your 6 figure salary.